Unadulterated Strangeness

Just got my buddies addicted to Janelle Monae

yesssssssssss

So my roommate has decided to up and leave for Orlando. When he gets a job, he’ll leave me at the apartment on my own (the other roommate is moving out on the first of June) so he can live out of a hotel for a while. Even though this is NOT a good idea for him, his mind is set.

But this means that I don’t really have anywhere to live.

Here are my options—-keeping in mind that I don’t have a car.

1. Let the irresponsible roommate (who is leaving) stay on until I move in with my girlfriend at the end of the year. Cons: I will not be able to save up any money because I will be paying for most of the rent, since irresponsible roommate doesn’t know how to budget.

2. I can move to Orlando in August with my buddy, but then move back OUT a few months later to live with my fiance (god willing). The issue here is where I live in the meantime, because my roommate will have left by then.

3. Move in with my mom. Will have to get another job downtown, and will also have to deal with her being, um, well. If you know anything about my mom you will know this is a bad idea.

4. Move in with my dad in the keys. I’ll have to get a job, yeah (but it’s coming up to tourist season—I bet I can find something). The downside here is that I don’t know how long I’ll be able to stay because I won’t find out when I’ll be able to move in with my fiance until August. I don’t want to be a burden for my dad, you know?

I could, uh, I don’t know. All my friends are moving away in the next few months. Craigslist apartments are all way too expensive, and the cost of moving is… ouch. Terrible. I’d like to not have to move twice in half a year, but it looks like the best option would be to move in with my dad. I’m stalling on making the decision, though. Maybe I can convince my roommate not to move away until August. I hope I can.

fyeahlilbit2point0 said: Black don’t crack.

there is literally nothing I can say to add to this.

Honestly, though. Did Will Smith take the potion of eternal youth or

I CALLED IT

AAAAAAAAAAA

I worry that Kat will respond badly due to her own insecurities

BUT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

PAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZ

YESSSSSSSSSSSSS

Me: Hey so I’ve been throwing up and I have a fever—

Boss: Yes, but you are the only cashier until noon, so….

Me:………. *works until 2pm*

Shitty minimum wage jobs, everybody!!!

unimodus:

a star trek au where everything is exactly the same except spock is wearing booty shorts

make it so

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